He asked, “I like the silver airplane on your necklace.”
She asked, “Do you like the airplane or the airport?”


She said, I like this quote: “Be mindful of what you toss away, be careful of what you push away, and think hard before you walk away.”
He responded, “Yeah except, except guys should think hard before they get hard.”


A cardiologist he was talking to said, “I specialize in cardiac arrest.”
He responded, “I thought you had to be a cop to make an arrest.”

In Her Shoes

She asked her boyfriend, “Do you want to volunteer for ‘Walk a Mile in Her Shoes’ foundation for charity?”
He responded, “Do I really have to wear her heals”?


She asked, “How are you?”
He responded, “Horny.”


She said, “Just giving you a hard time.”
He responded, “How hard do you want me?”


She said, “I’m headed home.”
He responded, “I’m headed “home” too. Oh, what’s your home address?”

Let Go

In response to his comment she said, “I am just going to let that one go.”
He responded, “Yeah, but its a big one.”

Too Much

She text, “You already know that you are too much to handle, lol.”
He text back, “As long as you use both hands, should be fine. :)”


She said, “LMAO!”
He responded, “Don’t do that. I like it just the way it is.”