Talking

She said, “Now We’re talking.”
He responded, “I’d rather get past the talking and get to the doing.”

role

She said, “I don’t role play.”
He asked, “You mean role and play?”

Dropped

As she was walking past him, she dropped a piece of paper.
He said, “You dropped something.”
She said, “Thanks.”
He responded, “If it had your phone number on it, I would have picked it up.”

Sleep

He said, “I’m not feeling well, staying in tonight trying to sleep it off.”
His friend responded, “I’d rather sleep her on, not off.”

Youth

He said, “People like to hang on to their their youth.”
His friend responded, “I only like to hang on if her name is Youth.”

Drink

At a bar, he said to his frined, “Hurry, drink your shit, and lets go.”
His friend said, “You don’t drink shit, you eat it.”
He responded, “Yeah, unless its diarrhea.”

Rapport

She said, “His mistake was, he didn’t establish rapport.”
He asked, “What did you say, he didn’t rape her?”

Line

He said, “I have no plans for tonight. Trying to line up a date.”
His friend responded, “What line? I don’t see any line. Show me the line with your dates”

Date

He said, “I have no plans for tonight. Trying to line up a date.”
His friend responded, “If I were you, I would take the first girl in line.”

Auto

She said, “I am relying on my autoimmune system to keep me out of trouble.”
He responded, “I tried that in traffic court once for a speeding ticket.”