Affairs

She said, “I’m studying urban affairs.”
He responded, “If you have any questions, I know all about having affairs.”

Outgoing

She said about her girlfriend, “She’s outgoing.”
He responded, “Well, she wouldn’t go out with me.”

Women

He asked, “Is size important?”
She responded, “Women don’t care about how big. They care about how deep.”

Meet

She asked, “What kind of girls do you want to meet.?
He responded, “Girls with meat.”

Failure

“Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.” -
Winston Churchill

We

She said, “In French, “we” means yes.”
He responded, “Unless you say it twice. Then it means something completely different.”

Handwriting

At a coffee shop, to the girl sitting next to him, he said, “You have great handwriting, but there is one thing missing.”
She asked, “What?”
He, “You haven’t written down my name and phone number yet.”

Talking

She said, “Now We’re talking.”
He responded, “I’d rather get past the talking and get to the doing.”

role

She said, “I don’t role play.”
He asked, “You mean role and play?”

Dropped

As she was walking past him, she dropped a piece of paper.
He said, “You dropped something.”
She said, “Thanks.”
He responded, “If it had your phone number on it, I would have picked it up.”