Size

Quote:”The size of your audience doesn’t matter. Keep up the good work.”
He responded, “Women tell me size matters.”

Unplug

Anne Lamott quote: “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes… including you.”
He responded, “I tried that. She got dressed and left.”

Dress

She asked, “Do you like my dress?”
He responded, “I prefer undress.”

Pick Up

He said, “I called you, and you didn’t pick up?”
She asked, “Isn’t that what you are trying to do now?”

Leaving

As she was leaving, he asked, “Are you leaving?”
She responded, “Yes.”
He replied, “Take me with you.”

Bangkok

Talking about traveling, she said, “I love Bangkok.”
He responded, “I prefer to bang p****.”

Dating Site

Dating site post:
Hello. Your dating profile says you are “serving the public”.
Do you “serve the private” also?

Background

He said, “I like to check a girl’s background before I ask for her phone number.”
She asked, “How do you do that?”
He replied, “I’ll show you. Turn around.”

Product

She said, “I’m a product manager.”
He responded, “Oh, this should work out.”
She asked, “Why?”
He replied, “I’m a product. You can manage me.”

Focus

She said, “I can’t see you. Broke up with my boyfriend, and I just want to focus on myself.”
He responded, “I agree. I just want to focus on you also.”