Running It

He said, “He’s running it.”
She responded, “You mean ruining it.”

Pick Up

I tried to pick her up, but she put me down. :-(

Beauty

She said, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
He responded, “I’d like to be the holder.

Heals

He said, “I like women in heals.”
She asked, “What about flats?”
He asked, “Flat chest?”

Menswear

She said, “I’am in menswear.”
He responded, “I don’t swear.”

Phone

Using his cell phone, she said, “You hava a big phone.”
He thought she said, “You have a big bone”, so he responded, “Its getting bigger.”

Book Worm

He said, “I’m a bookworm.”
She responded, “So, you read the Holy Book.”

Pool

She asked, “Are you in Uber pool?”
He responded, “Yeah, cesspool.”

Expressionist

She said, “He’s an expressionist.”
He responded, “I thought wives didn’t let husbands express.”

Free

He asked her, “Are you free tonight?”
She responded, “Nothing in life is free.”