Holy Week

She text, “Have fun, it’s Holy week..working”
He responded, “Holy cow, if forgot.”

Pass Over

He said, “I can’t go out tonight. It’s Passover.”
She responded, “Can’t you pass over Passover?”

Passed Out Food

He asked her at a party, “I’m looking for wrapped dates.”
She responded, “They are passing them out.”
He responded, “Not food, girls.”


He said to a young lady he did not know, “Don’t stand in front of the mirror.
She asked, “Why?”
Her responded, “I get excited enough when I see one of you. I will be overwhelmed with two of you.

Breaking Up

On the phone, she said; “You’re breaking up.”
He responded, “We haven’t event dated. How can we break up?”


She asked, “How does 5 go into 1?”
He asked, “5 guys into 1 girl?”

Free Meal

He said, “She’s looking for a free meal.”
His friend responded, “That’s OK, I’m looking for a free female.”

Going to Party

He asked her, “We are going to a party. Do you want to come.”
She responded, “No, I’m going home.”
He replied, “Well then, the polite thing to do is to invite me.”


At a restaurant she said, “I’m going to have muscles.”
He responded, “I have muscles.”
She responded, “I want the seafood kind you can eat.”
He replied, “You can eat mine, then eat the seafood after.”

Dressing Room

She said, “I thought you were in the dressing room.”
He responded, “I prefer undressing room.”