“I am not young enough to know everything.”
Oscar Wilde

I was just wondering if you would drink enough to go home with me later?

You are someone I feel I can sleep with when I am sober

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – Dave Lee Roth

She said, “I like foreplay.”
He responded, “Four-play? I prefer a threesome.”

My friends were talking about animal husbandry, so I said, “My wife thinks I’m an animal husband.”

She asked, “Do you like girls with open minds?”
He responded, “I prefer open legs.”

He said, “I have to put up a fence in my yard to keep the rabbits out.”
She asked, “I love rabbits. I’d rather feed them instead.”
He responded, “I don’t feed anything I don’t intend to eat.”
She asked, “Is that why you take girls out to dinner?”

She said, “She is an ass.”
He responded, “You mean asses.

She said, “My database is filled with gibberish.”
He responded, “Sounds like my life.”