He said, “This rocks!”
She said, “Where did you see a rocking chair?”


He asked, “How are your hormones?”
His friend responded, “I like whore moans.


She asked, “Do you like 69?”
He responded, “I prefer 68. I like two holes better than one.”


He asked, “Are you going through your emails?”
His friend responded, “I’d rather go through my females.”


She said, “He will not stop calling me. Have you ever been stalked?”
Her friend responded, “Yes, in the corn field.”


She said, “My doctor told me I might need an operation.”
He responded, “Do you know how to find out if you need an operation? Dial ‘0’ “

Seat Taken

At a coffee shop, she asked a guy at the next table, “Is this table taken?”
He asked, “What’s your name?”
She responded, “Cindy.”
He replied, “Yes, this table is taken by Cindy.”


He asked, “How do define legitimate?”
His friend responded, “Mating according to law.”

Men’s Room

He asked, “How can a lady legally get into the men’s room?”
His friend responded, “Knock on door and say, ‘House keeping.'”


He asked, “How do I get a girl to bless me?”
His friend responded, “Go up to her and sneeze.”