Badass

He said, “I’m a badass.”
She responded, “I agree. You’re bad, and you are an ass.”

Common

She said, “I’m self-employed.”
He responded, “Seems we are both selfies. You are self-employed and I am self-absorbed.”

Bullshit

She said, “That’s bullshit.”
He responded, “You know where you find the most bullshit? In Spain.”

Car

Talking about cars, she said, “I had a Cougar.”
He responded, “I had a cougar too. But, she divorced me.”

Spoke

She said, “We spoke before.”
He responded, “That’s why I am speechless.”

Upside Down

At a networking event, she said, “Your name tag is upside down.”
He responded, “That’s because I like 69.”

Common

She said, “Looks like we have something in common. We are from the same city.”
He responded, “Also, seems we have something else in common. You are self-employed and I am self-absorbed.”

PHONIES 2

She said, “I don’t like ‘PHONIES'”.
He responded, “Does that mean I can’t ask for your ‘PHONE’ number?”

PHONIES 1

She said, “I don’t like ‘PHONIES'”.
He responded, “Does that mean you don’t like people who talk on the ‘PHONE’?”

Diamond

Talking about her diamond ring, she said, “I like a big rock.”
He responded, “Are you talking about my rock.”