She asked him, “Do you do sales?”
He responded, “No, I get sea sick.”


Waitress passing out samples asked him, “Would you like to try some samples.”
He responded, “Let me think about it and call you later. What’s your phone number.”

Tied Up

She said, “Sorry I was tied up all weekend, hope you had fun!”.
He responded, “Oh, I didn’t know you were into being “tied up”.”.


She said, “I’ve had just about enough of tupperware & its elusive lids.”
He responded, “I am a lid consultant. I can come over and consult you.”


He said, “All I can think about right now is eating.”
His friend responded, “After seeing her, that’s all I can think about too.”

Grey Hair

She said, “I’m not interested in an old guy with grey hair.”
He responded, “Don’t let grey get in your way.”

Fake Nose

At a party, he said, “Wow, look at huge red round fake nose that guy is wearing.”
She responded, “I’d be more impressed if he put it somewhere else.”

Snow Cone

She said, “I’m looking for a snow cone.”
He responded, “I have a snow cone, but my cone is not that big.”

Show Off

During acrobatic show, she said, “Now she’s just showing off.”
He responded, “I like the show, but I wish it were more off.”


She said, “You have to dress to impress.”
He responded, “Depends. Sometimes you have to undress to impress.”