Role

After he asked her for her phone number, she said; “I don’t role that way.”
He responded, “That’s OK. We don’t have to role.”

Drinking

The Doctor asked me to watch my drinking so I started drinking in front of my mirror.
-Sammy

Intuition

She said, “That’s women’s intuition.”
He responded, “Men are always wishin.”

Carmen

She said, “My name is Carmen.”
He asked, “Do you like to cars and men?”

Humphrey

He said, “My name is Humphrey.”
She asked, “Hump for free?”

Hello

She said, “Hello, I’m Sory.”
He responded, “Hello Sory, I’m Happy.”

Powerhouse

She said about her friend, “She’s a powerhouse.”
He responded, “Where’s her house?”

Going

She said, “Hey, how’s it going?”
He responded, “OK, how’s it cumming?”

Out

He said, “I don’t get out much.”
His friend responded, “Do you get in much?”

Checking

Hostess asked, “Are you checking in?”
He responded, “I’m checking out… No, I’m checking you out.”