Better

His girlfriend said I’m better because I bed her.

Cover-up

He said, “It’s freezing outside. I have to cover-up.”
She responded, “Yes, like Trump. He’s got a lot to cover-up.”

Headache

He said, “She’s got a garden-variety headache.”
His friend responded, “That’s not possible. She’s not vegetarian.”

AC/DC

He asked, “Do you like AC?”
He responded, “I prefer DC. I’m Straight”

Reverse

He said, “I’d use reverse psychology on her.”
His friend responded, “I’d rather use inverse physiology.”

Socks

He said, “I knocked their socks off.”
His friend responded, “I’d rather knock her stockings off.”

Pants

She said, “It’s so cold outside, I have two pairs of pants on.”
Her boyfriend responded, “Oh no, now I have to work twice as hard tonight.”

AirPods

He asked, “Why do you have two AirPods?
His friend responded, “I like stereo.”
He replied, “I prefer to stereo with ladies.”

Makeup

She asked, “Do you want makeup.?
Her girlfriend responded, “No, we didn’t breakup.”

Rocks

She said, “This rocks!”
He asked, “My rocks?”