She said, “I’m a designer.
He responded, “How would you suggest we design our relationship?”


She asked, “Do you believe our country would be more or less safe if every adult owned a gun?”
He asked, “Are you referring to the “male gun”?”


She asked, “Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background?”
He responded, “Doesn’t matter, as long as the “back” is ’round’ and shapely.”


She asked, “Could you date someone who does drugs?”
He responded, “Yes, but only soft stuff like ‘bare-ijuana’.”


She asked, “Could you date someone who was really messy?”
He responded, “Yes, as long as I help mess up the bed.”


She asked, “Which would you rather be, weird or normal?”
He responded, “Your ‘weird’ may be my ‘normal’.”


She Asked, “Have you smoked a cigarette in the last 6 months?”
He responded, “Don’t need to smoke. I’m already smoking hot.”

In Person

She asked, “How willing are you to meet someone from a dating site in person?”
He answered, “Well, in person is better than in my dreams”\.

Called In

Doctor said, “I got called in.”
His friend responded, “I got called out.”


She asked, “Is astrological sign at all important in a match?”
He responded, “I am more interested in ass-trological signs.”