Intuition

She said, “That’s women’s intuition.”
He responded, “Men are always wishin.”

Carmen

She said, “My name is Carmen.”
He asked, “Do you like to cars and men?”

Humphrey

He said, “My name is Humphrey.”
She asked, “Hump for free?”

Hello

She said, “Hello, I’m Sory.”
He responded, “Hello Sory, I’m Happy.”

Powerhouse

She said about her friend, “She’s a powerhouse.”
He responded, “Where’s her house?”

Going

She said, “Hey, how’s it going?”
He responded, “OK, how’s it cumming?”

Out

He said, “I don’t get out much.”
His friend responded, “Do you get in much?”

Checking

Hostess asked, “Are you checking in?”
He responded, “I’m checking out… No, I’m checking you out.”

Bald

She said, “I like bald men.”
He asked, “Why?”
She responded, “I get two heads for the price of one.”

Private

Jealous husband said, “I’m getting a private investigator to keep an eye on you.”
His wife responded, “Well, that depends on how private he wants to get.”