Time

“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.”
~Michael Altshuler

Religious

She asked, “Are you religious?”
He responded, “Thank God, I’m an atheist.”

Pow Wow

She asked, “Have you ever seen a pow wow?”
He responded, “Well, I can pow wow you at my place.”

Holding

In a rush, she said, “You’re holding me up.”
He responded, “Well then, hand over your money.”

Hot Dog

Joking, he said, “I’m going to a girl party with a hot dog.”
His friend responded, “Better if you go with a Polish Sausage.”

Model

She said, “I’m a fashion model.”
He responded, “I’m a passion model.”

RACIST

She said, “He’s a racist.”
He responded, “He’s never even been to a race track.”

Point

The whole point of going out is to go in.

Glasses

She said, “I’m wearing transition glasses.”
He asked, “Do they have girlfriends like that?”

Puns

She said, “I like puns.”
He responded, “I’m a puny.”