Book Worm

He said, “I’m a bookworm.”
She responded, “So, you read the Holy Book.”

Pool

She asked, “Are you in Uber pool?”
He responded, “Yeah, cesspool.”

Expressionist

She said, “He’s an expressionist.”
He responded, “I thought wives didn’t let husbands express.”

Free

He asked her, “Are you free tonight?”
She responded, “Nothing in life is free.”

Ask

She said to a guy she just met, “Don’t ask me that. I don’t know.”
He asked, “OK, can I ask you something you know about?”
She asked, “What?”
He responded, “What’s your phone number?”

Apple

She said, “All doctors use Apple.”
He responded, “You know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”

Role

After he asked her for her phone number, she said; “I don’t role that way.”
He responded, “That’s OK. We don’t have to role.”

Drinking

The Doctor asked me to watch my drinking so I started drinking in front of my mirror.
-Sammy

Intuition

She said, “That’s women’s intuition.”
He responded, “Men are always wishin.”

Carmen

She said, “My name is Carmen.”
He asked, “Do you like to cars and men?”