Focus

She said, “I can’t see you. Broke up with my boyfriend, and I just want to focus on myself.”
He responded, “I agree. I just want to focus on you also.”

Baby Shower

My wife said we are having a baby shower, so I went out and bought soap.

List

She said, “You’re at the bottom of my list.”
He responded, “Your list is upside down.”

Trader

She asked, “What do you do?”
He responded, “I’m a trader. I’ll trade you my telephone number for yours.”

Pooper

He said, “I’m a party pooper.”
His friend responded, “The men’s room is over there.”

Cold

She said, “It’s too cold here. Bundle up.”
He responded, “‘Bundle up’ works, but ‘Cuddle up’ works better.”

Stop

She said, “You don’t stop, do you?”
He responded, “Most women start by saying, “Stop, don’t…Stop, don’t” to me, but later in the evening, they say, “Don’t stop…Don’t stop”.

Rock ‘n Roll

She said, “I’ve Got a Rock ‘n Roll Heart.”
He responded, “I’ve Got a Rock, and I like to Roll.”

Hobbies

She said, “I have many hobbies.”
He asked, “Have you had any hubbies”?

Hi

She said, “I just wanted to say ‘Hi’.”
He responded, “As long as you don’t say ‘Bye’.”