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Hot 2

She said, “I can’t put that on. I’ll be hot.”
He responded, “You’re already hot.

Incest

His friend asked, “What do you think of incest?”
He responded, “Good, only if her name is Cest.”

Testosterone

At a shopping mall, an old guy said to his friend, “Hey look, she’s cute.”
His friend responded, “Looks like you still got the testosterone.”
The old guy responded, “Yea, and I still like to test it.”

Cover-Up

He said, “It’s freezing outside. I have to cover-up.”
She responded, “Yes, like Trump. He’s got to rubber-up.”

Succeed

His friend asked, “Did you succeed on your first date?”
He responded, “Yes, I stick seeded.”

Better

His friend asked, “How are you feeling?”
He responded, “I’m better because I bed her.”

Cover-up

He said, “It’s freezing outside. I have to cover-up.”
She responded, “Yes, like Trump. He’s got a lot to cover-up.”

Headache

He said, “She’s got a garden-variety headache.”
His friend responded, “That’s not possible. She’s not vegetarian.”

AC/DC

He asked, “Do you like AC?”
He responded, “I prefer DC. I’m Straight”

Reverse

He said, “I’d use reverse psychology on her.”
His friend responded, “I’d rather use inverse physiology.”