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Emails

He asked, “Are you going through your emails?”
His friend responded, “I’d rather go through my females.”

Stalk

She said, “Have you ever been stalked?”
Her friend responded, “Only in the corn field.”

Operation

She said, “My doctor told me I might need an operation.”
He responded, “Do you know how to find out if you need an operation? Dial ‘0’ for operator”

Seat Taken

At a coffee shop, she asked a guy at the next table, “Is this table taken?”
He asked, “What’s your name?”
She responded, “Cindy.”
He replied, “Yes, this table is taken by Cindy.”

Legitimate

He asked, “How do define legitimate?”
His friend responded, “Legit mating. Mating according to law.”

Men’s Room

He asked, “How can a lady legally get into the men’s room?”
His friend responded, “Knock on the door and say, ‘Housekeeping’.”

Bless

He asked, “How do I get a girl to bless me?”
His friend responded, “Go up to her and sneeze.”

Pianist2

He said, “Define a good pianist.”
His friend responded, “A girl who knows how to handle a p…”

Pianist

He asked, “Is she a good pianist?”
His friend responded, “You mean in the bedroom?”

Leg Injury

Doctors said, “Keep your legs elevated?”
Patient responded, “Yes, I took your advice and stayed in the elevator for 2 hours. Management told me I had to get out.”