Crumbs

He said, “Your business card has crumbs on it.”
She responded, “That’s a crummy joke.”

Bunnies in July

I saw two pretty girls at midnight wearing bunny ears on their hair. They were right near Hugh Hefner’s Playboy mansion. It was the beginning of July.
I said “I can’t wait until Easter!”

Suction Cup

She said, “You have to put that suction cup on a flat surface for it to work.”
He responded, “Guess that means I can’t put it on your chest.”

Biblically

He said, “I just friended the guy you introduced me to last night.”
She responded, “What?!”
He replied, “Don’t misunderstand. I did not friend him biblically.”

Broker

He said, “I’m a real estate broker.”
She asked, “Does that mean you are real broke?”

Extremities

A young lady he just met said, “I’m an occupational therapist. I treat upper body extremities.”
He responded, “You know, men prefer women who treat lower body extremities.”

Watch

At a coffee shop, she asked, “Can you watch my stuff for a moment?”
He replied, “Sure. I was watching your stuff before your asked.”

Assumption

He said, “I can make my assumption.”
She responded, “Define assumption.”
He replied, “Sumptuous ass.”

Assessment

He said, “I can give you my assessment.”
She responded, “Define assessment.”
He replied, “The probability of me getting ass.”

Charge

He asked, “Can I use your cord to charge my phone?”
She responded, “There will be a charge.”
He responded, “Yeah, that’s what I am looking for.”